Email To My Brother: How Much Is Too Much?

Thanks for that envelope you’re sending me.
    As it turns out, I’m on vacation the next two weeks, and, since you’ll be out of town on your cruise, I could use the money to drive up to where you live, break into your house, and enjoy myself in your pool until you get back.
    When you’re on your cruise, I’m sure the friends you’re going with will ask your wife, “Is Henry still suffering with the flu?”
    “No,” your wife will assure them, “ he always poops that much.”
  
  

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