Where's Harry Potter When You Need Him?
First stop on our vacation was Universal Studios. My family and I hadn't been there since two decades before The Great Toilet Paper Shortage, so I wasn't prepared for how it had changed. To get there we had to drive through the area where L.A. had been rioting just the week before. Remember, kids, rioting is hard work, so don't forget to stop and smell the teargas. Myself, I was hoping to liberate a big screen TV that was being unlawfully detained by the government, but apparently California cleans up nicely after a riot. When President Trump sent in the National Guard to settle things down, Gavin Newsom must have given them all brooms and told them to sweep up the place. The last time we went to Universal Studios in the early George Bush 2000s we stayed at the Holiday Inn owned by the lovely actress Beverly Garland. I remember her most for playing the mother of Laur...