Then he told me about an eskimo tribe in Alaska that went on a robbing/killing spree, targeting tourists on a cruise. They would sail small boats to the side of the cruise ship, throw hooks over the rails, and--fat as they were--they'd climb up and over the sides. Why didn't the cruise people fight them off? There were just too many of them, hermano. They just overwhelmed the ship like the women lining up outside the courthouse to file sexual harassment charges against you. They took the captain hostage and held him for ransom on one of their boats. President Trump finally had to send FERRET Force Five--the top secret Special Ops team I used to be a member of--to rescue the captain. There were five men, plus the captain, and the FERRETs assigned six snipers to take them out. Five were to shoot the renegade eskimos, and the sixth sniper was to take out the captain should things turn south.
I asked our father, "Is there anything you want me to tell Henry before he leaves?"
He said, "Tell him: don’t bother coming back.”
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