Six Word Horror Stories

Six Word Horror Stories

Yay! The weekend!"

*blink* 

"Aieee! Monday!"

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Smiling, the clown locked the door.

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A thousand followers—POOF!—gone overnight.

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So lost.

Who's that behind me? 

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And the groundhog predicted:

No Survivors!

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Dead lips curl into a smile.

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"Do not be afraid," they lied.

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For Sale. Fresh Meat. No Questions.

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"This is not your Captain speaking."

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Party's over.

Why won't they leave?

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That fetus you aborted...

…it survived.

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"Yes, Virginia, there IS a Pennywise."

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John Lennon to Paul, George, & Ringo:

"Me and Yoko got married, mates."

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It's April Fools! 

Yep, you qualify.

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No pizza and beer in Hell.

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I stole her heart.

Quite literally.

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My smart phone gave me cancer.


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Jim Duchene

Master Horrologist

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