House of Six Word Horror Stories

 House of Six Word Horror Stories

I want to marry your daughter.

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"You're lost? Gee, that's too bad."

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"This meat tastes funny. Where's grandma?"

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The real monsters live next door.

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I have my father's eyes.

Delicious.

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Grandpa was tough... and tasted awful.

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Why do these dates have legs?

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The zombies started with my eyes.

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His head hurt... and then exploded.

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And that man was Jeffrey Dahmer.

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"I'm dead? Sweet Jesus!"

"Guess again."

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Special Russian Invasion Edition:

"I just got my draft notice."

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Finally, he could pass for human.

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"Is that a gun?"

BANG!

"Yes."

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"Why is the back door open?"

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"But mommy SAID she'd be back!"

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Jim Duchene

Master Horrologist

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