Email To My Brother: Nothing Wrong With Thinking

 Your Wife (talking to you):

"Why are you only getting on the computer twice a day now?"

You (talking to your wife):

"I was thinking that would gives us more time to have sex."

Your Wife:

"Keep on thinking."

  

RaisingDad

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