My father always told me, "Son, if you're going to start something, start from the beginning." I think that's pretty good advice. Especially for reading these stories.
Email To My Brother: Not A Flesh-Eating Bacteria
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Our father asked me if the Coronavirus was a flesh-eating bacteria.
I don't know what it is about newspapers, but they must think their readers have unlimited time and money to cook the recipes they feature in their pages. Most of us, we have jobs. We don't want to come home and spend hours fixing something that can easily be bought at Sam's or Costco or the corner gas station. Not to mention the cleanup afterward. Also, if I fill my refrigerator with food, where am I supposed to keep my beer? The recipes always seem to require an excessive number of ingredients that you probably don't have and will never use again. When Jesus fed the multitudes, He wisely kept it down to two items: fish and bread. It just seems to me newspapers should acknowledge we live in a different world now. There's no longer enough hours in the day for us to prepare these extravagant meals. Like my price point when I buy things, five or less should be the only numbers required. Recently, my local newspaper printed something by The Culinary Institute of Amer...
I’m not afraid of doctors. They don’t come close to my wife telling me we have to talk. Marriage comes with its ups and downs. I've noticed that when we're watching TV and my wife tells me she doesn’t care for the show we’re watching, what she means is I'm never going to find out how it ends. But I was talking about doctors... When my youngest daughter was just out of her toddler years, my wife and I took her to her pediatrician. Unfortunately, he was out of town, so we saw someone new. Trying to win our daughter over with his friendly bedside manner, he playfully asked if she knew our first names. "Of course," she said politely. "My mommy's name is 'Sweetie' and my daddy's name is 'Babe.'" Before I retired, my job required me to take yearly physicals. Yearly, because I suffer from sleep apnea and have to u...
Abbott & Costello Meet Six Word Horror Stories For Sale. Chainsaw. Only Used Once. ********** His insides… were on… his outsides. ********** Something dripped on her face… blood? *********** She lay motionless. I already knew... ********** "Heard you were dead." "I am." *********** "..3, 4, better lock the door…" ********** You should have locked the door. ********** They're right in front of you. *********** Cupid's arrow had a poison tip. ********** The setting sun never rose again. *********** Turns out, it wasn't a nightmare. *********** James Corden's coming to your restaurant. ********** A Tremors-inspired Six Word Horror Story: Giant worms. Digging holes. Eating people. ********** Grinning, the clown closed the door. ********** "Howdy, stranger. We've been expecting you." ********** Eat it, before it eats YOU! ********** "Your account shows some unusual activity." ********** Woke up with my kidney missi...
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