Emails To My Brothers: Four Knee Surgery Emails

So... how’d your knee surgery go?
     You: “Doctor, why does my butt hurt?”
     Your Doctor: “Don’t worry about it. That’s completely normal”

  

So... did you tell your wife that your knee surgeon told you to be sure to get plenty of sex to help with the pain?
     Him: "Sex releases endorphins, which is a natural pain-killer."
     Her: “Have a jalapeño pepper. It does the same thing.”

  

So... I don't know who told your best friend’s wife, but she posted on Facebook that your knee surgeon accidentally tied your torn meniscus to the wrong ligament, and now every time you bend your knee your penis gets pulled inside your scrotum. 

     Your best friend had a good laugh.
     “Who’s that guy?” he asked the toaster.

  

So... I'm glad your plastic surgery and liposuction went well.

     If it had been your previous doctor, you would have gotten only half a tummy tuck. Our dad tells me that the work you had done in your face was a success, and you look almost as good as our brother-in-law, back when he had his stroke. 
     I’m sure your wife kept those pain killers you’re not using. 
     Whenever you’re feeling frisky, she crushes one up and stirs it in with your coffee.
  
  

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