Email To My Brother: Surgery

You know how the great female pop artist and ex-Disney star Britney Spears went into the hospital for a twisted ankle and came out with a boob job? Are you sure you’re not going into the hospital for knee surgery and coming out with a penis implant?
    Thinking about it, I was reminded of when I ran into your best friend Cali when he was taking his pet monkey for a walk in a Las Vegas casino.
    “Remember how my brother's girlfriends in high school always used to call him by the nickname of ‘Flaco’?” I reminisced, Flaco being Spanish for skinny.
    “They never called your brother ‘Flaco,’” he informed me.
    “They didn’t?”
    “No, Cali explained. “They called him ‘flaccid.’”
  
  

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