Fix This, Fix That Revisited

My father had an even crazier idea, and on this one I’m POSITIVE he was joking.
    He told me that we should build water slides along the U.S./Mexico border to solve this migrant caravan problem. The ladder to the top of the slide would be on our side of the border, with the slide part exiting into Mexico. That way, the asylum seekers coming illegally into the United States would be tempted to climb to the top and then slide, of their own free will, back into Mexico.
     "Maybe, on the other side, they could even be grilling hot dogs," he suggested.
     Like I said, he’s an evil genius.
  
  
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