Christmas In El Chuco

  Christmas In El Chuco


'Twas the night before Christmas,

Right here in El Chuco,

I was drinking outside,

Talking chisme with Tuco.


My black socks were hung

Like Christmas stockings, you see,

My wife, she has four kids.

Myself, I have three.


When what to our watering eyes

Should appear,

It was Papá Noel,

With a sleigh full of beer.


He brought Tecate, Coors Light,

And even Budweiser.

And then, for much later,

Some Viagra from Pfizer.


His eyes, how they twinkled

Behind wire-framed glasses.

He was here to bring beer

To the beer-drinking masses.


"Ay, loco," I told him.

"Come join us, my friend."

But he had just gotten started,

And must get started again.


As he started to leave,

He gave a high-five.

"Merry Christmas to all,

And don't drink and drive!" 

  

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