Email To My Brother: Trump's Fault!

 Fox News: "Over one hundred straight days of rioting and looting.”

     You: “Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...”

     CNN: “It’s Trump’s fault!”

     You: “WHAT? There’s been RIOTING? And it’s TRUMP’S fault? Why didn’t someone say something sooner?”
  
  
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