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 Fox News: "Over  one hundred straight days of rioting and looting.”      You: “Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...”      CNN: “It’s Trump’s fault!”      You: “WHAT? There’s been RIOTING? And it’s TRUMP’S fault? Why didn’t someone say something sooner?”       RaisingDad RaisingMyFather.BlogSpot.com JimDuchene.BlogSpot.com  American Chimpanzee @JimDuchene         

AREA MAN WHO DENOUNCES TRUMP AND RENOUNCES GOD THINKS HE'S WELL-INFORMED!    ORANGE COUNTY—The Babylon Bee recently had the misfortune of sitting down with an elderly San Clemente man who appeared to have not had sex in months to learn more about his cranky battle against the greatest president in our lifetime. According to Henry Duchene, a virulent God denier and Inverted Earth theorist, his ideology consists of whatever the Fake News media, progressive universities, greedy corporations, and liberal Hollywood tells him he should think.      "Yeah, I'm an independent thinker," Henry brags delusionally, when interviewed at a protest rally sponsored by Bob’s Dildos. "I would say my unique belief system is an eclectic mix of Antifa, Black Lives Matter, CNN, MSNBC, and that dreamy Don Lemon. There's a lot of hate and misinformation out there, so it's important that I get my life's moral compass entirely from rich black athletes like LeBron James and Colin...

as featured in Desert Exposure Magazine desertexposure.com I like to kid my brother that his grandson would rather do anything else than go hiking with him.     “Sorry, grandpa, but I have calculus to do.”     “But you won’t have calculus until you get to high school.”      “I don’t want to wait until the last minute.” Before hiking trails and playgrounds were taped off like crime scenes, my granddaughter had a great idea: “Let’s have a picnic on the mountain,” she said.      She was talking about a hiking trail where I’ve taken her before.       “That’s a GREAT idea,” I told her. I like how all the female hikers fuss over her.      “She’s so pretty,” they’ll say, a nd I’ll modestly agree.      So we packed up our Chick-fil-A nuggets and headed for the great outdoors, only it was kind of bre...