Sunday, September 29, 2019

Getting Old Is Hard To Do

sing to the tune of Neil Sedaka's Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

Can’t doo-doo
Ow owie ouch ow ow
Grumble grumble ow owie ouch ow ow
Grumble grumble ow owie ouch ow ow
Getting old is hard to do
  
It takes so long for me to pee
I start at two and I end at three
Forget to zip when I'm through
'Cause getting old is hard to do
  
Transgendered men, it hurts to think
How'd it feel chopping off my dink
Either way, my sex life's through
'Cause getting old is hard to do
  
They say that getting old is hard to do
Feet hurt bad
My hair's thinning, too
Limp dick that will only bend
If I weren't so old I could be filling my wife's hole again
  
I beg of you, just let me die
When I bend my knees I start to cry
My insides all turning to goo
'Cause getting old is hard to do
  
They say that getting old is hard to do
Eyesight's gone
My hearing is, too
Will this constipation end?
Instead of empty growls I should be emptying out my bowels again
  
I beg of you to put me down
Leave me in the bath so I can drown
My life was great, but now it's poo
'Cause getting old is hard to do
  
Ow owie ouch ow ow
Grumble grumble ow owie ouch ow ow
Grumble grumble ow owie ouch ow ow
Grumble grumble ow owie ouch ow ow
Grumble grumble ow owie ouch ow ow
  
  
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