Funny Shades of Grey--chapter thirteen
Chapter Thirteen The next day, I call my mother. I can always count on her for a sympathetic shoulder to cry on. "So... why haven't you called?" she asks me. "I've been too busy, mom," I tell her. "What with graduating and moving and not calling you." "Too busy?" she says sweetly. "It's a good thing I wasn't busy 21 years ago when I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!" "I know, mom. I know," I tell her. "Thank you for giving birth to me." "So... have you found yourself a boyfriend?" "Hunh? Ah? Wha?" I hunh ah wha. Oh, sure... like I'm really going to tell her about the billionaire sex maniac I'm dating? "As a matter of fact, I'm dating a billionaire sex maniac with control issues who wants me to sign a contract to become his submissive." "So... he's single? Well, if you want my advice..." she starts to say and I start to dri...