RaisingDad

  Is everything okay,  hermano ?      I ask because of your wife's last Facebook post.      She wrote: "I'm so worried about my husband. I hate to say it, but he's, well, he's gotten old. To help perk him up, I asked him if he would like super sex, and he answered, 'Soup, please.'"       RaisingDad RaisingMyFather.BlogSpot.com JimDuchene.BlogSpot.com @JimDuchene   

Now that you're putting yourself  on a computer schedule of only twice a day, once in the morning and once at night, I'm betting you're a creature of habit and your wife's going to take advantage of that and use it to not have sex with you.      Your love life is going to sound like this:      Your Wife  (in the morning):  "I'm feeling especially frisky this morning. You want to stay in bed and get jiggy?"       You: "Aw, gee, sweetheart. I was just getting ready to get on the computer."      Patty: "Oh, well... maybe later."      You: "Maybe later'       Later...      Your Wife  (at night) : "Oh, honey ... why don't you and me go upstairs?"      You: "Aw, gee, sweetheart. You know I always get on the computer at this time."      Patty: "Oh, well... maybe tomorrow."      You: "Maybe tomorrow."       ...

as featured in Desert Exposure Magazine desertexposure.com     There’s an ancient curse.      I’d say where it comes from, but I don’t care to be smeared as a racing enthusiast.      It goes, “May you live in interesting times.”      2020 was a pretty interesting year, ending with the fear of its continuation into 2021. As I write this, November’s presidential election still hasn’t been determined. What’s now called Fake News Media has declared Joe Biden president-elect, but President Trump has yet to concede. I’m sure it will all be settled by the time this is published.      Whatever its outcome, whoever is declared the winner, I hope the hard times are behind us. I hope we can live together in peace, with respect and dignity for all. However, since that’s never happened before--remember Cain and Abel?--I doubt it will happen now. Nothing wrong with hoping, though. ...