Email To My Brother: Things Were Done Differently Back Then
My father is old school. I mean, really old school. I once peeked at his Social Security card and his number was #000-00-0007. When my beautiful wife and I got him a dog, we got him a dog for two reasons: 1) for company, and 2) because he wanted one. "You won't have to worry about a thing," he told us like an anxious ten-year-old. " I'll take care of it. Well, guess who takes care of it? I mean, besides my beautiful wife. Me. I take care of it. Part of the "taking care" part was having to take the poor pup to be fixed. My father laughed at that when I told him. "You don't need to take him to the vet," he told me, enthusiastically rubbing his nose in amusement. "All you need to do is tie a strin...