The Last Laugh
In Reader's Digest, I once read examples of humorous insurance accident reports. The reports themselves weren't humorous. The way they were filled out by customers was. One person wrote: "The accident happened because I had one eye on the truck in front, one eye on the pedestrian, and the other on the car behind." When answering the question "Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident?" the guilty party wrote: "Traveled by bus?" And still another individual explained, "I knew the dog was possessive about the car, but I would not have asked her to drive it if I had thought there was any risk." However, the best excuse I've ever heard for bad driving came from my father when I was but a wee lad. I was with him when he was pulled over by a police officer after he ran a stop sign. "Didn't you se...