Happy Easter, Everytbody! (Part One)
My father went for a walk today. I must not have said enough Hail Mary's for Easter, because he found his way home. We're expecting some friends and relatives over for the holiday. As I was buffing the oak floor, the noise must have bothered my tired old Dad because he gave me the Mad Dog look you see on gangbangers and hippity-hoppers. He's given that look to everybody but my wife, because he knows she's in charge of his next meal. My father, when he's inclined, can give the ugliest bug-eyed look. It's very scary. Imagine the scariest monster in the scariest movie you've ever seen, like the ex-wife fighting Dustin Hoffman for custody of his son in Kramer Vs Kramer , now imagine that monster with its eyes bulging out of its skull and giving you the stink eye. It's a frightening look. As o...