Fear Itself

I heard your wife posted on Facebook that, because of Coronavirus fears, instead of a kiss goodnight when you go to bed, she gives you a fist-bump.
    “Coronavirus is the best thing to ever happen in our marriage,” she wrote.
  
  
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