Funny Shades of Grey--chapter twenty-two
Chapter Twenty-Two "Thank you, Mr..." I take a quick look at the security guy's name tag, "...Johnson." "Ma'am," he tells me, indignantly, "my name is Raymond J. Johnson Jr. Now, you can call me Ray , or you can call me Jay , or you can call me Johnny , or you can call me Sonny , or you can call me Junie , or you can call me Junior , or you can call me Ray-Jay , or you can call me Jay-Jay , or you can call me RJ , or you can call me RJJ , or you can call me RJJ Jr ... but you doesn't hasta call me Johnson . " Um... that's good to know. For future reference, I mean. "Thank you," I tell him, "... sir ." While in the First Class waiting area, I have a drink or two, a nosh or two, and a massage or two. I didn't know they gave massages at the airport, and the masseuse is kind enough to take my purse for "cleaning." Wow, I could get used to this kind of life. I send Christian ...