Funny Shades of Grey--chapter fourteen
Chapter Fourteen It's the morning of my graduation from UTEP, and I'm spending it naked in Christian Grey's bed. He's standing over me with a spatula in one hand and a flyswatter in the other. With one he's going to test my dodging skills, with the other he's keeping the bedroom free from annoying insects. He's promised me an orgasm. "Giving a woman an orgasm is a beautiful thing," he tells me. "Or so I've heard." As he lifts his hand to give me the Spatula Treatment he takes a quick glance at his watch. "Oh, dear," he says. "You better hurry, or you'll be late." Oh my gosh, he's right! I jump up, run out of the bedroom and into the building where my class is about to start. I run up and down the halls, but where's my class? I don't know where I'm supposed to go. There's a boy at his locker. His face is hidden, so I can't see who it is. I run up to him just...