Funny Shades of Grey--chapter ten
Chapter Ten "Christian, who's that queer little fellow?" I inquire about the odd looking creature I mistook for his mother. "That's Doobie, my man servant. And believe me, he's no queer. He keeps going on and on about some girl he left back home." "I can't believe you really do have a manservant. I thought it was just a dream." "Yes, I acquired him in England when I was going to college." "Oxford?" "Hogwarts. I found him during Spring Break. He was buried by the sea in the gardens of Shell Cottage, a little place we rented on the outskirts of Tinworth, Cornwall. That's right next door to Phlegm Falls. Some four-eyed hooligan had left him for dead, but I dug him up, gave him an aspirin, and he sobered right up. Aspirins are good for everything. Everything, except bringing a dead hooker back to life. Just ask my old college roommate, Dave Attell. Anyway, Doobie claims I saved his life and he...