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Old Age Takes Pity On No One

  Lest you think I consider my father a burden, I don't. It's just if all I wrote about were unicorns and rainbows, both you and I would be bored.  Besides, I find everything my father does incredibly entertaining. Maybe not at the time, but when I look back.  You know the saying, "I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you."? Well, I'm not laughing   at   my father, because I'm just like him. I'm laughing   with   him, because I can see what the future has in store for me. Old age takes pity on no one. One of the reasons we bought the house we're living in now is because it had a small guest house in the front where we knew my father could live and have his privacy. It was a way of him keeping his independence, and yet letting us keep an eye on him at the same time. In his home away from home he has his own TV with its own satellite signal. Now that I think about it, his TV gets more stations than mine does. He has a radio/CD player. Telep...

Funny Shades of Grey--chapter fourteen

Chapter Fourteen    It's the morning of my graduation from UTEP, and I'm spending it naked in Christian Grey's bed.   He's standing over me with a spatula in one hand and a flyswatter in the other. With one he's going to test my dodging skills, with the other he's keeping the bedroom free from annoying insects.   He's promised me an orgasm.   "Giving a woman an orgasm is a beautiful thing," he tells me. "Or so I've heard."   As he lifts his hand to give me the Spatula Treatment he takes a quick glance at his watch.   "Oh, dear," he says. "You better hurry, or you'll be late."   Oh my gosh, he's right!   I jump up, run out of the bedroom and into the building where my class is about to start. I run up and down the halls, but where's my class? I don't know where I'm supposed to go. There's a boy at his locker. His face is hidden, so I can't see who it is. I run up to him just...