IKEA Is Not For MEA
IKEA Man, that’s a big store. We don't have one in the town I live in, so we stopped on our way to the slap-dap-happiest place on earth. "You can eat there," I've been told. "And it's cheap! " Well, cheap is my middle name, only I spell it E-d-w-a-r-d. IKEA has gooey chocolate cake for $1.49. I didn't have any. While it was as inexpensive as promised, it was m ore like undercooked chocolate cake. Besides, while my heart might say yes to chocolate, my jeans say, "Have a salad instead." They also have vegetarian meatballs. With peas, mashed potatoes, and cranberry sauce. They were $3.99. I've never had vegetarian anything, but for that price I’d give them a try. Sylt Lingon? I don’t even know what that is. Is it anything like the rock band Baru...